we dream of daylight savings and weary bones no longer tired.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
christian grey is white and wealthy he’s not going to prison any time soon
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
This is important.
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
s/o to nikki for winning the most prestigious school prize (the hart citation, aka the overall cool dude award) today :””) throwback to this time three years ago when I helped you pack up your stuff by sitting on and sweating all over your vinyl mattress in nichols ;+) not much has changed 0:~)